Out of the mouths of babes...

Today Grayson tells me this:

G: "Hey, Mom. Guess what?"
J: "What?"
G: "Boy boobies are not private parts, but girls' are."
J: "Who told you that, Grayson?"
G: "Nana did!"
(Thanks for clarifying that one, Mom!!)

And, just a few days ago, Grayson looked at me and said very seriously...
"When is Zoe going to lay me some puppies, Mom?"

I just smiled, but realized that Jerry has some talking to do with Grayson. First of all, Zoe is fixed. She doesn't have the parts anymore to have puppies. And secondly, this request sounds like a weird combination of laying eggs and having puppies. Good luck, Jerry, on educating your 4 year old on the birds and the bees of your beloved hunting partner. =)